What happens if your grades are not so good, your finances are shaky, you are 23 and attend my school?
Ans: You end up in the dorm I am in with juveniles.
I am 23 and we just got visitation in our building. It is so embarassing, I am cringing as I write this blog. How can I, a whole aunty like me be needing permission to have visitors in the building of which I can only have a maximum of two between the hours of 12.00 noon and 12.00 midnight on weekdays and 12.00 and 2.00 am on weekends?
Okay, so I do not have any orgies planned or anything but I am too old for this shit. God, please make things happen so I can have my own apartment, all to myself. I am tired, tired, tired and tired.
And you can bet some dumb negro might do something extremely stupid like the fool last year that set fire to his room (ok he claimed it was his bipolar friend and who knows he might be telling the truth).
Being me, at this age and in this school is extremely exhausting.
Maybe my real bone of contention is that unlike all the juvenile, chewing-gum-smacking females and pants-sagging males in the building, I have no "special someone" to join the sign-in queue for. Like I would have a romantic rendezvous in a place where the walls are made from cardboard.
I know what my problem is....I need sleep
Signing Out...
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27 comments:
me first? again? well sounds like a pain in the arse but I still don't think its THAT bad
can't understand why someone would set fire to his room...do they got a arsenic programme in your school? That would explain it..lol
a little chum chewing and pant sagging ain't never hurt nobody...
go on, join the fun...lol just kidding..
I bet you even look as smart as you write...I get a ugly Betty looking picture...without the ugliness of course
OK I know what my problem is....I need sleep fo my fingers cos me trouble 'night
lmao
cheer up, it cant be that bad.
take ddep breaths , beforeu know it every thing will be fine.
awwww..this post is kind of sad.Hope you feel better pronto!
arsonist arsonist arsonist not arsenic..lol typo o
Restricting number of visitors? Me, I never heard of that one o!
Babes you are 23 and still very young!
Come on stop sounding 35! lol!
E go better!
@d.o.g: 1. the arsonist and his bipolar friend story is quite long
2. I am not with anyone who cannot figure out the mechanics of a belt
3. Ugly Betty: so not me...
@Kipusa: am glas u r tickled
@Femme: most times it isn't but it can be F&$%ing irritating when u r my age and have to live by some b&^%shit rules.
@Amazonia: yeepa, see my life o. I am now sad?
@D.O.G: I got you
@Bighead: men, na so I see am
@Princessa: like i said, i am 2 going on 35. it can be harrowing
Wow that does sound like a rant. Dont worry it's only for a while. you'll be out soon.
Babes, just saw your comment on ubong da's blog to me. I have invited you to read my blog. Would be back later to finish reading the post.
Stay cool babe
CGP
Are you really 23 babe? Wow you still gat loads of time to enjoy jare.
Thanks for stopping by my blog girl. I really do appreciate.
Believe me girl, everyone has been through that faze. I did too when i was about your age, but my did i sneak my boo out through my hostel window whenever i envisaged trouble. Luckily i was on the ground floor if not...it's murder murder murder...murder murder murder...lol
Hey Cat, you can come share my apt, no gum popping, turkey neck rolling, pant sagging human beings ;)
Lol, i feel you girl, that is why i insisted on getting my own apt, i dey drink garri for house, sometimes water, but peace of mind: Priceless well a whole lot. Anyway just bear it, it will soon be over
sounds like a borstal, your "dormitory". Pele.
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