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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

OPRAH-FIED

Ok, so Oprah is coming to give the commencement speech at my school.
PRECEDENTS

1. Oprah always donates at events like that. She has given $4 million on ever occasion she has gone to Townsend university

2. She loves to send people to school

3. She just built a school in South Africa.


PROJECT

How can you get Oprah to give you ( I mean me) money for school?


SOLUTION

1. Crash commencement, dodge security and find a way to get at least to her best friend Gail who apparently goes everywhere with her and hand her your application for sponsorship and resume.

2. Make sure she knows you are African. She seems to be in love with the place right now. Market the idea that she can replicate for a West African what she has so beautifully done for the South Africans

3. Make a T-Shirt that airs your request. (How much does it cost to make a t-shirt online and have it shipped here in time?)


I am in need of money for school and I am about to get Oprah-fied to do it. I have resumed my daily dosage of the Oprah show, been looking for a used copy of the books on her book club selections....


3 comments:

Rayo said...

haha! I had the same thing planned too...so, did you do it?

Well...I haven't heard anything in the news about a crazy African attacking Oprah's limo, so I guess you haven't.

Everyone Loves a Naija Girl said...

I was thinking the same thing too before lol. My sister and I were thinking about how to get Oprah to pay for ours (as well as our brothers') tuitions for college lol. Mentioning that we were African was part of that plan lol.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! I heard her speech was good and that the gatecrashers were plenty!